It has been revealed that racoon-ish twat-bag Kanye West will feature in a ‘festive’ edition of Mrs Brown’s Boys.
The perplexingly popular egomaniacal dipshit and karaoke fluffer will appear in a specially scribbled episode in front of a (technically) live studio audience. The details of the ‘story’ are being kept under wraps but an insider has revealed that Kanye will be playing ‘an enormous cock-end’.
A showbiz bollocks-for-brains at the BBC gurgled, “This is going to be awesome. We may even make commemorative selfie sticks to make it even more bitingly relevant”.
Mrs Brow’s Boys fan and general cretin Jason Longpoke squealed ‘This is everything I could ever want from life and more. I thought they could never top the antics of a man dressed as woman with an Irish accent but this is a whole new level in banter’.